Dear American Liberals, Leftists, Social Progressives, Socialists, Marxists, Obama Supporters, et al:

Dear American Liberals, Leftists, Social Progressives, Socialists, Marxists, Obama Supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile, slate it up to irreconcilable differences, and go our own ways.Here is a model dissolution agreement:Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell (you are however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move them).We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan Hockey Moms, greedy CEO's, and Rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood . You can make nice with Iran , Palestine , and France , and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protestors. When our allies or way of life are under assault, we'll provide them job security.We'll keep our Judeo-Christian Values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, and Shirley McClain. You can have the U.N. But we will no longer be paying the bill. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru Station Wagon you can find.You can give everyone healthcare, if you can find any practicing Doctors (that is practicing, Howard Dean) who will follow to your turf (sic). We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and The National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy tosubstitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach The World To Sing, Kum Ba Ya, or We Are the World. We'll practice trickle-down economics, and you can give trickle-up poverty its best shot.Since it often so offends you we'll keep our History, our Name, and our Flag.Would you agree to this?In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR on who will need whose help in 15 years.

The Ten Commandments as said by Obama

After observing Obama on the campaign trail and during his first six months in office, we have concluded that our President lives and governs according to his own set of "Ten Commandments." They're certainly NOT the Ten Commandments you learned in Sunday School. In fact, many are the direct opposite! To prove that our conclusions are correct, you will find a link to source documentation for each commandment on the Patriot Update web site. (Check out our t-shirt version below!)

I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.) SOURCE

II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore. SOURCE

III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama. SOURCE

IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy. SOURCE

V. Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money. SOURCE

VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby. SOURCE

VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed. SOURCE

VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives. SOURCE

IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian. SOURCE

X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet.

Obama's top 10 most-often used words/phrases

Offered in descending order of usefullness to the Messiah as well as in descending amounts of vacuousness (these two measures corelate very closely.)


1. "Present" (often used figuratively as in his pronouncements on the Iran situation.)
2. Some may say.... (introducing the next straw man...)
3. I must apologize for my country... (only used in the presence of an enemy)
4. ...but I won... (he has to keep reminding us, as if we could forget)
5. ...a problem I inherited... (It's still all GWB's fault...)
6. I really don't want to run a ____ company but... (If I keep saying that, you'll believe me)
7. ...and we will no longer be using the term (something destructive) but instead refer to it as (Orwellean euphemism)... (because Newspeak works!)
8. ....false choices... (In fascism, it's my way or the highway.)
9. Fox News.... biased... devoted to attacking me... (Yes, the media really IS biased!)
10. ...but unemployment/the economy would be much worse if it weren't for the ____ program we passed.... (but there's no way to verify it empirically so you have to take my word for it, my goofy ideas are working!)

Bonus pick: I am totally committed to (something he intends to do nothing about.) (...So don't bother me while I ignore your concerns.)

Two additional bonus picks: UMM and UHHHI think the Umm's and Uhhh's aren't so much words as they are thought spacers. They serve two purposes. First they give the illusion that Obama's thought process is so deep and complex that he struggles to put his ideas into words that us uneducated proles can understand. Secondly and perhaps most importantly, they create a time delay so his teleprompter can flip to the next page.

Government Motors

The New GM Car

NEW GM CAR (Government Motors)
In a special news conference yesterday, Government Motors announced its new concept car... GM is proud to introduce:

The 2010 Obama...
This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns. It comes complete with two Teleprompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violation. The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the "happy" Democrat owners.

Where are all the Obama Supporters

I was talking to a good friend of mine today. We got talking about the situtation in the country with the economy and this new climate bill. It is the first time we have talked about politics with each other, well since I moved away, we have seen each other in over a year. He is a vet from the Iraq war and he has done his service to this country. He is a hard working man, loves his country and he has treated our family as if we were apart of his own. He is a great man and he is in the same boat as most in this country. He struggles to make ends meet just as we all do. Well, we were talking as I said and I told him about my feelings and he feels the same as I do. The funny part is that he said, "Mike the craziest thing is that I have yet to meet one person that has or will admit they voted for Obama." I thought about that comment on the way home today. I have found the same problem. In all the people that I speak to I can't find a hand full of people that voted for or will admit that they voted for Obama. It makes me wonder, Where are all the Obama supporters at. I guess I wonder if it is a sign that maybe the supporters of Obama our starting to see what is happening in this country. Maybe they aren't behind their supreme leader like they were when the elections first started. Maybe it is the extreme spending, the end of the week late in the day pushing through of bills trying to keep the American public from knowing. Now trying to pass a climate bill that will financially kill the rest of the working class that has jobs. I guess my hope is that we are starting to see the people in this country start to realize that the CHANGE he promised isn't something to HOPE for. We as a nation are headed down a long road. All the damage that has been done by this administration in our country and around the world is going to take years to undo. We have lost respect of many allies, and the leaders butts he went around kissing don't even support him. They support what he is doing because they see this country falling apart if we keep going in this direction and if that happens it is a prime time for our enemies to attack us when we are truly week as a country.

Make mine Freedom!

This is a cant miss... trust me....Make Mine Freedom

Independence Day Tea Party

Independence Day Tea Party
July 4th
White River State Park
Celebration Plaza
Downtown
Indianapolis
7pm-9pm
Visit the website for the Schedule of Events

Tea Party and Fireworks in Indianapolis on July 4th. I love it how Patriotic. I will post time and place later.

Eight Republicans chose to betray Liberty, it is time for them to go. I am tired of these politicians taxing us to death to cover for their reckless spending.

Say no to tax and spend, ohh I mean cap and trade.

R.I.P the King of Pop

USPS conduct the Census?

Utah Congressman Jason Chaffetz is proposing a fabulous idea. He wants to see the Census spend the money that they have been allocated, with the United States Postal Service. Yes at first it sounds crazy, but if you really listen to it, it is a remarkable idea. It cuts ACORN out of being involved in the Census and allows the Postal Service to do there normal duty and walk around to all there house and conduct the census. Not only does this keep ACORN away from all of our homes with all of there corruption, it gives the Postal Service some money to help push them back towards the black, instead of being in the red.

Is common sense alive in NYC?

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I am still under construction folks, but feel free to post any feelings or thoughts that you may have. I will continue with updating the site. God Bless
Mike